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Spanish : Feliz Cumpleaños!
German : Alles Gute zum Geburtstag!
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Irish : Lá breithe mhaith agat!
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India : Janam Din ki badhai! or Janam Din ki shubkamnaayein!
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Vietnamese : Chuc Mung Sinh Nhat!
Thursday, November 30, 2006
Thursday, October 05, 2006
双喜临门!
哈哈今天上班真开心..因为收到两则好消息..
1)9/10(星期一)我和同事们会到SP Redbox唱K哦..当天要庆祝area manager的生日..希望无需AA..驾车时情不自禁练起歌来..当天一定要把麦克风抢到手..一定要唱...
a)笑我笨
b遗失的美好
c)大哥
d)暧昧
e)手足
f)下一站天后
g)让我取暖
h)劲歌金曲
i)理想情人
j)爱笑的眼睛
k)最近
希望生日当天不会独唱"祝我生日快乐"..应该不会吧...
2)由于染了发得到的feedback是"我很像巧克力"..haih...所以理发店老板决定免费送我highlight..但愿highlight后不会变ah lian..要不然就要趁开斋节买不同款式的tudung包头了..sob sob..
1)9/10(星期一)我和同事们会到SP Redbox唱K哦..当天要庆祝area manager的生日..希望无需AA..驾车时情不自禁练起歌来..当天一定要把麦克风抢到手..一定要唱...
a)笑我笨
b遗失的美好
c)大哥
d)暧昧
e)手足
f)下一站天后
g)让我取暖
h)劲歌金曲
i)理想情人
j)爱笑的眼睛
k)最近
希望生日当天不会独唱"祝我生日快乐"..应该不会吧...
2)由于染了发得到的feedback是"我很像巧克力"..haih...所以理发店老板决定免费送我highlight..但愿highlight后不会变ah lian..要不然就要趁开斋节买不同款式的tudung包头了..sob sob..
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
重出江湖!
嘿嘿..真的是好一段时间没上网写日记了..难得有位可爱的女生aiko摧我写稿..所以我凌爱慧要重出江湖了!
这几天没什么特别的事发生..就是因为生活枯燥乏味..所以今天心血来潮跑到理发店染发..哈哈很好奇染了什么颜色吧..那就要常常和我keep in touch lor..:)但可透露的是..绝对是正常人会选择的颜色:p
其中一个染发的原因就是为了迎接我的大日子lor..本小姐20岁生日快到了..
坏消息:当天得上班
好消息:公司准许b'day gal五点钟准时放工..yeah..希望有人邀我去Redbox唱K..朋友们,识do啦!
数天前提早收到了二姐送的生日礼物-我梦寐以求的shiseido眼睫毛夹..其实是我要求他去日本买的啦..那儿价钱果然便宜过本地..真是益了他!但也要藉此向他说声谢谢,希望明年可收到一只手表:p
17/11得赶去s'pore参加表哥的婚礼..会在那里逗留3天两夜..19/11-21/11教会有儿童营..我很有幸当上了导师..但愿神让今年的小孩乖乖听话..amen
这几天没什么特别的事发生..就是因为生活枯燥乏味..所以今天心血来潮跑到理发店染发..哈哈很好奇染了什么颜色吧..那就要常常和我keep in touch lor..:)但可透露的是..绝对是正常人会选择的颜色:p
其中一个染发的原因就是为了迎接我的大日子lor..本小姐20岁生日快到了..
坏消息:当天得上班
好消息:公司准许b'day gal五点钟准时放工..yeah..希望有人邀我去Redbox唱K..朋友们,识do啦!
数天前提早收到了二姐送的生日礼物-我梦寐以求的shiseido眼睫毛夹..其实是我要求他去日本买的啦..那儿价钱果然便宜过本地..真是益了他!但也要藉此向他说声谢谢,希望明年可收到一只手表:p
17/11得赶去s'pore参加表哥的婚礼..会在那里逗留3天两夜..19/11-21/11教会有儿童营..我很有幸当上了导师..但愿神让今年的小孩乖乖听话..amen
Tuesday, September 12, 2006
Employee Rules & Regulations
Dress Code
It is advised that you come to work dressed accordingly to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore do not need a raise.
If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore do not need a raise.
Sick Days
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
Personal Days
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday.
Toilet Use
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of the three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken.
After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders category". Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy!
Lunch Break
Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.
Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a slim fast.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.
It is advised that you come to work dressed accordingly to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore do not need a raise.
If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore do not need a raise.
Sick Days
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
Personal Days
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday.
Toilet Use
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of the three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken.
After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders category". Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy!
Lunch Break
Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.
Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a slim fast.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.
funny
Religious boyfriend
A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Hello, could you give me condom. I'm going to my girlfriends for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!"
The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young man is going out; he returns and says, "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might strike it lucky there too."
The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says, "Go on, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eyes, and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting me to make a move!
During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying, "Dear Lord, bless this dinner and Thank you for all you give us."
A minute later the boy is still praying; "Thank you Lord for your kindness." Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend is even more surprised than the others.
She gets close to the boy and says in his ear, "I didn't know you were so religious." The boy replies, "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!"
A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Hello, could you give me condom. I'm going to my girlfriends for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!"
The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young man is going out; he returns and says, "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might strike it lucky there too."
The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says, "Go on, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eyes, and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting me to make a move!
During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying, "Dear Lord, bless this dinner and Thank you for all you give us."
A minute later the boy is still praying; "Thank you Lord for your kindness." Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend is even more surprised than the others.
She gets close to the boy and says in his ear, "I didn't know you were so religious." The boy replies, "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!"
Loan
Loan
A Chinese man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to China on business for two weeks and needs to borrow USD $5,000.
The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Chinese man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out.
The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Chinese for using a USD $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a USD $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Chinese returns, repays the USD $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow USD $5,000?" The Chinese replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for 2 weeks for only USD$15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
A Chinese man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to China on business for two weeks and needs to borrow USD $5,000.
The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Chinese man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out.
The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Chinese for using a USD $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a USD $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Chinese returns, repays the USD $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow USD $5,000?" The Chinese replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for 2 weeks for only USD$15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
Sunday, September 10, 2006
我是懒惰虫!
10/9(星期日)-希望今天上班途中不会掉进水沟,或给狗追..因为我偷懒没去教堂..:(
haih真惭愧,就连平时最迟起身的爸爸七早八早也自动骑motor出门了..i m suppose 2 b the driver:p
结果呆在家当lui lui(我的猫)的佣人..妈吩咐我帮它洗脚..真的是有点心不甘情不愿..但也得照做..要不然就没有午餐吃了....
现在坐在电脑面前,享受着阿格( Gary)的歌...炫!
待会儿又要上班了..祝我好运吧..
haih真惭愧,就连平时最迟起身的爸爸七早八早也自动骑motor出门了..i m suppose 2 b the driver:p
结果呆在家当lui lui(我的猫)的佣人..妈吩咐我帮它洗脚..真的是有点心不甘情不愿..但也得照做..要不然就没有午餐吃了....
现在坐在电脑面前,享受着阿格( Gary)的歌...炫!
待会儿又要上班了..祝我好运吧..
Monday, September 04, 2006
好想回到从前..
亲爱的bloggie,
做了一整天的工,真的好累哦..现在特别想念读书的生活..朋友们都渐渐开课了..唯有我必须等到明年一月才能返回学生的生涯..真不希望我会成为班上最老的学生..拜托我还要找男友的leh..
很多人曾经问过我择偶的条件..哈哈说出来肯定让大家笑掉牙..我承认确实有点无聊+离谱..
论身份:
1)基督徒
2)起码拥有学士资格
论外形:
1)整齐美丽的牙齿
2)准时剃胡须
3)懂得使用护肤品照顾脸,no serious scars or acne
4)高过我,重过我
论生活习惯:
1)不抽烟,不汹酒
2)喜欢我家的狗和猫
3)睡觉不打鼻鼾
4)能和我70岁的爸爸,超挑剔的妈妈沟通
论才艺:
1)懂得弹至少一样乐器,虽然我不会
2)有那么一点点的运动细胞也好
3)high EQ
4)懂得念以上的华语字,not a "banana"
神啊救救我吧一把年纪了一个爱人也没有..
做了一整天的工,真的好累哦..现在特别想念读书的生活..朋友们都渐渐开课了..唯有我必须等到明年一月才能返回学生的生涯..真不希望我会成为班上最老的学生..拜托我还要找男友的leh..
很多人曾经问过我择偶的条件..哈哈说出来肯定让大家笑掉牙..我承认确实有点无聊+离谱..
论身份:
1)基督徒
2)起码拥有学士资格
论外形:
1)整齐美丽的牙齿
2)准时剃胡须
3)懂得使用护肤品照顾脸,no serious scars or acne
4)高过我,重过我
论生活习惯:
1)不抽烟,不汹酒
2)喜欢我家的狗和猫
3)睡觉不打鼻鼾
4)能和我70岁的爸爸,超挑剔的妈妈沟通
论才艺:
1)懂得弹至少一样乐器,虽然我不会
2)有那么一点点的运动细胞也好
3)high EQ
4)懂得念以上的华语字,not a "banana"
神啊救救我吧一把年纪了一个爱人也没有..
Sunday, September 03, 2006
joke of the day!
谢谢婷婷send我那么有趣的笑话! arigato ohh...
Subject: How to Make your son marry Bill Gates's daughter
Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice Son: "I will choose my own bride!" Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter." Son: "Well, in that case...ok" Next Father approaches Bill Gates. Father: "I have a husband for your daughter." Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!" Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank." Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president." President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!" Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law." President: "Ah, in that case...ok"
This is how business is done!!
Subject: How to Make your son marry Bill Gates's daughter
Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice Son: "I will choose my own bride!" Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter." Son: "Well, in that case...ok" Next Father approaches Bill Gates. Father: "I have a husband for your daughter." Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!" Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank." Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president." President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!" Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law." President: "Ah, in that case...ok"
This is how business is done!!
Saturday, September 02, 2006
中文版的日记..
yeah 终于有机会以华文来写日记了..感觉回到了中学时期..想当年的我中文可是顶瓜瓜的哦..hehe
well 这几天心情有些沉重因为我唯一的同事Fifi辞职了..很可爱的名字吧..事实上他的人一点都不可爱:p..皆因他办事实在是太认真了..一点都不好玩..还记得当初常常无故被他骂..罗嗦得像个老太婆...
dear fifi,
再过14天你就要走了,谢谢你这段日子以来教会了我很多东西..从你身上我学会了重视我的工作..从处理文件到如何应对顾客..也很感激你时常借我你的耳朵..听我讲无聊的废话..
希望你能尽快适应新的工作环境..keep in touch!!!
忠告:不要在疯狂买bag啊,手表啊,鞋啊..存钱结婚!!!等你好消息哦...
永远20岁思想的爱慧
well 这几天心情有些沉重因为我唯一的同事Fifi辞职了..很可爱的名字吧..事实上他的人一点都不可爱:p..皆因他办事实在是太认真了..一点都不好玩..还记得当初常常无故被他骂..罗嗦得像个老太婆...
dear fifi,
再过14天你就要走了,谢谢你这段日子以来教会了我很多东西..从你身上我学会了重视我的工作..从处理文件到如何应对顾客..也很感激你时常借我你的耳朵..听我讲无聊的废话..
希望你能尽快适应新的工作环境..keep in touch!!!
忠告:不要在疯狂买bag啊,手表啊,鞋啊..存钱结婚!!!等你好消息哦...
永远20岁思想的爱慧
Thursday, August 31, 2006
SeLaMat HaRi MeRdEkA....
Kepada Diari yg disayangi,
this morning the weather was cold, cool n refreshing.... my sis went jogging with her CG members at botanic..after tat they will hv "dim sum" as breakfast..wat a wonderful merdeka day for her..n yet i hv 2 work "OT" 4 the whole day...:(
11.40am at my working place-JJ Klang
the mall is not as crowded as i thought...
12.00pm...the mall is getting more n more people..children running all around the place..bencinya...suddenly my colleague show me a very funny msg..haha
Merdeka day promotion 3D2N stay at Tanjung Rambutan Resort RM38 per day include 3 meals and treatment.Just call 995 and say "Aku Tak Gila".Our driver will pick u up.
this morning the weather was cold, cool n refreshing.... my sis went jogging with her CG members at botanic..after tat they will hv "dim sum" as breakfast..wat a wonderful merdeka day for her..n yet i hv 2 work "OT" 4 the whole day...:(
11.40am at my working place-JJ Klang
the mall is not as crowded as i thought...
12.00pm...the mall is getting more n more people..children running all around the place..bencinya...suddenly my colleague show me a very funny msg..haha
Merdeka day promotion 3D2N stay at Tanjung Rambutan Resort RM38 per day include 3 meals and treatment.Just call 995 and say "Aku Tak Gila".Our driver will pick u up.
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
1 day at the barber
A man went to a barber shop to have his hair and his beard cut as always. He started to have a good conversation with the barber who attended him. They talked about so many things and various subjects. Suddenly, they touched the subject of GOD. The barber said : "Look man, I don't believe that GOD exists as you say so." "Why do you say that?" Asked the client. "Well, it's so easy, you just have to go out in the street to realize that GOD does not exist. Oh, tell me, if GOD existed, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If GOD existed, there would be no suffering nor pain. I can't think of a GOD who permits all of these things." The client stopped for amoment thinking but he didn't want to respond so as to prevent an argument. The barber finished his job and the client went out of the shop. Just after he left the barber-parlour he saw a man in the street with a long hair and beard (it seems that it had been a long time since he had his cut and he looked so untidy). Then the client again entered the barber-parlour and he said to the barber : " Know what? Barbers do not exist." "How come they don't exist?"-asked the barber. "Well I am here and I am a barber." "No!" - the client exclaimed. "They don't exist because if they did there would be no people with long hair and beard like that man who walks in the street." "Ah, barbers do exist, what happens is that people do not come to me." "Exactly!"- affirmed the client."That's the point. GOD does exist, what happens is people don't go to Him and do not look for Him that' s why there's so much pain and suffering in the world."
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
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